I had this dream about big bang patch.

MapleSEA's big bang patch has been scheduled to release on the 18th of may, but yesterday, I vividly remember that I was playing Maplestory on the 15th of May in my dream yesterday, because I looked into my calender.

What took place in my dream? Let me slowly explain.

15 May 2011 - I was doing my usual 24/7 mapling with no life, living on leftover bread crumbs which I stored in a container during breakfast. I wanted to save as much money as I could to buy more @-cash because big bang was coming out three days later.

During that 72 hours of non-stop mapling, I was very anxiously waiting for the patch. I spammed genesis because a cooldown would be added to it when big bang patch came. I wanted to enjoy my last moments of spamming.

I was spamming at ESW with my friends c732n7 and ch1995. They paid me a billion meso per hour. My dream seemed so real. It seems that spam service skyrocketed to a billion per hour a week before big bang came out. It was easy money for me and I gained experience, too.

I felt very sleepy during the 64th hour of non-stop mapling. My eyelids were so heavy I believed it wouldn't pale in comparison to twenty elephants. I couldn't let fatigue stop me from earning easy mesos so I used the classic method to keep myself awake. I took a toothpick and put it between my eyes. I felt revitalized and began to continue spamming. A minute later both toothpicks broke!

I fell asleep soon after. Yes, I fell asleep in my dream.

When I woke up in my dream, I found myself in the world of Maplestory. The galloperas were charging at me at full force and I died as I didn't leave magic guard on. I felt spasms of pain as the wooden horses killed me. I fainted.

When I awoke once more, I found myself in the kampong village. My friends, c732n7 and ch1995 started to lash out at me.

'oi u scammer I paid u 72b for 72 hours of spam u only gimme 64 hours+ and 1 hour later got maintenance liao!!!'

I didn't want them to bash me up so I refunded them 10 billion each. We went our separate ways and I began to ponder, how the hell was I supposed to leave the world of Maple. Almost immediately, my bladder felt excruciating pain. My character had not went to the toilet for 4 years ever since I created him. I -censored- in my godly 45 INT bathrobe. I couldn't hold it.

It took me like twenty minutes to finish. When I was done I took off that stupid bathrobe. I didn't care about my stats, I just wanted to leave the world of Maple.

Then I recalled, maintenance was like an hour later. I rushed to the FM and shouted

S>INT 45 bathrobe!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

A guy offered me 2m @cash in MTS, but withdrew his offer when he saw the bathrobe.

I knew my bathrobe was no longer tradable, so I just dropped it on the ground.

I walked around the world of Maple for an hour until maintenance came. I woke up from the sleep in my dream. I was still dreaming, but I was awake in my dream. Hopefully my readers can understand what I'm saying.

So it appears I had left the world of Maple when maintenance came. After like fifty extensions the patch was ready. I started playing Maple again.

19th of May, big bang day 1 - I logged in to try the revamped game.

Then I awoke. Darn!!!111